Lemme guess...

You’re doing all the things...

You’ve got offers 

You’ve posted 

You’ve emailed (once... maybe twice? ) 

You’ve got clients and sales under your belt 


But now? Crickets. 


No sales in your Stripe. 

No DMs. 

No one clicking the link in bio. 

And you’re wondering...

Where the Fuk is My Next SALE Coming From?
It’s not the vibe. But it is… 

the vibe check from your bank account that you didn’t ask for. 
the quiet dread of realizing your to-do list doesn’t make you money. 
showing up every day and still wondering if you’re doing it all wrong. 
refreshing Stripe and double-checking your links like that’s gonna magically fix it. giving “busy” but broke.

You don’t need to tWeAk yOuR bRaNd cOLoRs again. 

You need a sales strategy that actually leads to more conversions.

If that’s you? This is the fix. And it’s only $297 (for now).

(Heads up: that price jumps real soon.)

Let’s talk about what you’re getting and why it works so damn well:

A 4-week, low-ticket sales game plan that actually gets you PAID — even with a small audience, zero motivation, or no "launch."

This is for online business owners who are:

Tired of seeing sales trickle in with no rhyme or reason  

Sick of "just showing up" and crossing their fingers  

Over being told "you just need to provide value" like that’s a strategy


This is not a course that takes 15 months to take and 15 years to see the results from.

It’s a plug-and-sell system that turns your existing offers into consistent cash — without launching, burning out, or starting from scratch.

Here's what you get:

A "sell this sh*t now" pre-week to bring in $$ before the program even starts  

Sales scripts, DM flows, email templates, and offer stack systems  

The clarity to know exactly WHAT to sell, WHEN to sell it, and WHY it’ll convert  

A lightweight monthly sales plan you can repeat forever



What You’ll Get Inside:

4 fast-action weeks + a bonus money-now training

WEEK

MONEY THIS WEEK

Your first sale happens before the program even starts. 

You’ll pick your best "money now" offer (with a quick filtering tool to help you decide), choose your highest-converting platform (stories, email, or DMs), and launch a plug-and-play 72-hour sprint designed to get 1–3 sales fast.

YOU'LL GET → 

  • A 3-day story sequence with one-line CTAs 
  • A simple pitch email (no fancy graphics required) 
  • A follow-up DM prompt to close the loop

REPEATABLE MONEY-MAKING TAKEAWAY → Know how to generate sales on demand, without needing a launch, a funnel, or a full rebrand. This is your "break glass in case of $0" protocol.

WEEK

CHOOSE YOUR OWN (MONEY) ADVENTURE

This is where we fix the confusion and plug the money leaks. 


You’ll learn how to build a simple offer map — one core offer, one easy yes (downsell), and one juicy upgrade (upsell) — and make sure there’s always a next step, even if someone says no.

YOU'LL GET → 

  • An Offer Flow Builder to visually map your money path 
  • The Offer Confidence Scorecard to find where you're losing people 
  • The Upsell Spark Generator (aka the “French Fry Method”) to add an easy yes without being gross

REPEATABLE MONEY-MAKING TAKEAWAY → Have a repeatable, logical offer path you can follow — so you're not constantly wondering what to sell, how to price it, or what happens when someone doesn’t buy.

WEEK

SELL THE DAMN THING

You’ve got offers — now it’s time to actually sell them. This is your repeatable, non-launch sales system that works across platforms. No pressure, no overexplaining, no ghost town engagement.

YOU'LL GET → 

  • A poll-to-pitch story sequence that warms up and converts 
  • A 3-part sales flow you can use again and again 
  • Fill-in-the-blank DM prompts (for every reply type: eager, unsure, or crickets) 
  • A spicy $97 email template that gets people to click and buy

REPEATABLE MONEY-MAKING TAKEAWAY → You’ll know how to sell any offer, any time, without needing a huge audience or full-blown launch plan.

WEEK

SALES LOOPS (BUT GOOD ONES)

If you’re only selling one week out of the month, you’re leaking money. 

This module shows you how to stretch one offer across 30 days without repeating yourself or annoying your audience. We’re turning your offers into content — and stacking sales momentum on autopilot.

YOU'LL GET → 

  • A 30-Day Sales Calendar with plug-and-post content themes 
  • The Offer Remix Sheet: turn 1 offer into 3 fresh angles (urgency, bonus, or pricing twist) 
  • The Mini-Offer Maker: build a bonus, downsell, or fast cash flash sale in under 15 minutes

REPEATABLE MONEY-MAKING TAKEAWAY → Create a lightweight monthly sales plan that builds momentum and revenue — even when life gets chaotic.

WEEK

THE SH*T THEY DON’T TELL YOU ABOUT DAILY SALES

Still not making sales even though you're doing all the things? Cool — let's find out why. 

This final week uncovers the invisible issues most sales systems ignore: where your audience is falling off, what content isn't converting, and how to fix it without burning it all down.

YOU'LL GET → 

  • The Sales Blind Spot Quiz: quickly identify your biggest conversion block 
  • The Visibility Heat Map: see where to show up and where to stop wasting energy 
  • The Daily Sales System Scorecard: figure out if your backend is actually built to bring in consistent sales

REPEATABLE MONEY-MAKING TAKEAWAY → You’ll stop guessing and start knowing exactly where to focus your energy for results — whether that’s warming up leads, plugging offer holes, or finally building the full damn system.

In case you’re skeptical (and on the internet these days, YOU SHOULD BE)...

I saved some receipts
So How Does This All Work Together?

*without the bullshit.

Every week builds on the last — so by the end of four weeks: 
  • You’ll know what offer to sell right now (and why)  
  • You’ll know how to sell it without launching (with templates to do it today)  
  • You’ll know how to keep selling it (without annoying your audience or starting over) 
  • You’ll know what to do if sales still aren’t coming in (and how to fix it fast)

This is the fix for inconsistent sales.  
This is the missing system behind your “I should be making more money” hunch.  
This is what you’ve been trying to piece together from free advice — but finally, in one place.

This is for you if:

You keep refreshing Stripe like it owes you something  

You’re doing “all the right things” and still not making the money you want  

You’re posting but not pitching — or pitching and hearing crickets  

You’re stuck in the feast-or-famine client cycle  

You don’t want to be in launch mode 24/7, but you do want consistent sales  

You know your offers are good — you just don’t know how to sell them without pressure or gimmicks



“Oh goodie… another internet guru telling you how to make money while you change your underpants ”
Nah. I’m not here to sell you vibes and vision boards. I’m here to show you how to actually make moneyyyy.

WHAT UP FRIEND! 

I'm Marissa Sharkey

I’m the founder of Shark & Ship Brand Co, creator of Damn Good Content Club, Damn Good Business, and a gagillion other tools to help make your life easier and your business feel so DAMN GOOD. 

(Are you sensing a theme? ) 

I’ve worked with tons of business owners from Fortune 500 brands to solopreneurs building their first digital offer. 

But more importantly? 
I’m a mom of four. I built a business that supports my life, even when life throws some shit. (My sister died three weeks before I had my first baby. My dad passed away in 2023. I’ve had to learn how to build something I can step away from and still make money.) 

I haven’t had a zero-dollar day since January 2023.  
I’ve sold tons of offers across every price point.  
And everything I teach, I do. 

This isn’t theory. It’s a sales system you can use the moment you need it. 
And I’ll show you how.

You don’t need another launch plan or 10-part funnel. 

You need a simple, sustainable, fast-action path to actual fcking sales.* 
Let’s fix that together.

TL;DR — Here’s What You’re Getting:

4 plug-and-play sales modules — so that you always know what to sell and how to sell it 
 
️ BONUS: Make Money This Week Fast-Start — so that you can make 1–3 sales before the program even starts 
 
Story scripts, DM sequences, email templates — so that you don’t waste time writing or overthinking 
 
30-Day Sales Calendar + Offer Stack System — so that you can sell on repeat without launching 
 
Blind Spot Quiz + Action Plan for What’s Next — so that you always know where to focus for more sales

 All for $297 if you grab it now.

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